Cosmo Tip 5437:
Secretly use super glue instead of lube so you can be together forever
I have never been so excited to sleep in an extra hour and a half. The real world doesn’t play around. You can’t just not go because it doesn’t matter. It’s so weird to think I won’t get a summer, winter, or spring break again. I’m not complaining; I love my job. But damn, it’s only been 4 weeks. I just want a weekend to lay in bed and do nothing.